wrigley field is MILF paradise
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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