Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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