i don't like sucking hair
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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