The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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