i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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