so that wasnt chicken after all
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
