I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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