brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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