There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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