gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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