we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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