So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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