So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Randomize
