Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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