We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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