Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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