so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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