Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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