well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
