yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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