i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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