Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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