For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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