Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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