At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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