Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize