I am spending my child support on dildos
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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