I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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