i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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