You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
birth control should be required to get into college
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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