i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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