So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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