thus making me awesome and them whores
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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