What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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