i just google imaged poop.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
