i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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