Dual....:-)
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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