Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
