people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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