omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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