We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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