Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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