I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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