it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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