Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
She even gives head with a lisp.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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