can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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