office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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