I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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