i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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