we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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