What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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