You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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