Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm sobbing to NWA
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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