were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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