I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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