it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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