sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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